Subversive & Snarky

Alone Time, a humorous cross stitch design for people who cherish and desperately need their alone time to stay sane and be their best, especially those with children! Stitch Count: 136 High & 86 Wide. Will measure approx. 9.75" tall x 6.25" wide if stitched on14 count fabric. All

To Do List, a humorous and easy cross stitch design for liberals, environmentalists and generally good people. Stitch Count: 75 High & 144 Wide. Will measure approx. 5.50" tall x 10.25" wide if stitched on14 count fabric. All stitches are cross stitch. Model stitched on14 count white Aida cross stitch

These days, we could all use A Little R & R, a fun, rebellious and slightly sinister but ultimately silly cross stitch pattern! Says "Resistance" and "Revolution" rather than the usual "R&R" -  "Rest" and "Relaxation", meant to be a humorous jab at the maddening political partisanship of our country.

This is an anti-fascist Wiccan cross stitch pattern to remind us to negate anti-environmental and anti-social policies. The code of "Harm None" and the "Rule of Three" dictates that Wiccans be on the side of GOOD. (Witch's, Witchs, Witches) Stitch count is 102 high and 70 wide. Will measure approx.

Let's (lets) Get Nauti! A silly and funny nautical cross stitch design of an anchor, perfect for summer and beach décor. A play on the words "naughty" and "nautical" makes for silly beachy fun.  Stitch count is is 63 Wide by 73 High. Will measure approx. 6.75" tall x 4.50"

2 cross stitch designs in 1!  FUN for Halloween! The FIRST design shows a creepy Voodoo Doll stuck with several pins. Surrounded by a funky black border and says "Be Nice!... Or Else!" The SECOND design shows a spooky gray Tombstone with the Voodoo Dolls face at the top attached