Subversive & Snarky

For Mother's Day, or any day you appreciate a mom,  enjoy this hilarious, but absolutely true cross stitch pattern. Stitch Count: 96 High & 120 Wide. Will measure approx. 7" tall x 8.50" wide if stitched on14 count fabric. All stitches are cross stitch. Model stitched on 14 count white

Couldn't resist doing this snarky Christmas cross stitch! Says "Heathen's Greetings!" surrounded by Christmas lights. Super fun and funny. Stitch Count: 65 High & 115 Wide. Will measure approx. 5" tall x 8.25" wide if stitched on14 count fabric. All stitches are cross stitch. Model stitched on 14 count white

A funny cross stitch pattern to remind us all to laugh at ourselves occasionally and remember that while aging isn't always fun... it sure beats the alternative! Stitch Count: 70 High & 118 Wide. Will measure approx. 5" tall x 8.50" wide if stitched on14 count fabric. All stitches are

DESCRIPTION: This is a subversive, snarky and funny cross stitch pattern that can be stitched with 3 different sayings. Shows a confident, sexy woman in a pretty dress saying "F*CK FASCISM". Can stitch it to say "F*CK RACISM" AND "F*CK SEXISM" as well. Stitch Count: 106 High & 73 Wide. Will

Two whimsical cross stitch patterns in one! One design shows an old typewriter "creating" kindness, happiness and peace. The other shows a paper shredder "destroying" inequality, cruelty and apathy. Stitch Count for both is: 86 High & 66 Wide. They will measure approx. 6" tall x 4.75" wide if stitched

Here is a snarky and subversive cross stitch pattern that claims the household WiFi pattern is ” ReadAFuc@ingBook! ” in hopes that people will read more. We also offer a family friendly version, check it out! Stitch Count: 63 High & 127 Wide. Will measure approx. 4.50″ tall x 9.25″

A cross stitch pattern to remind us that not only is perfection unattainable, it's boring! Live imperfectly with GREAT delight. Life is short, enjoy it! And before I get emails about an error in the bottom right corner, that is intentional. An imperfection. :) - Stitch Count: 71 High & 92

A fun and funny cross stitch design for Halloween! Pattern shows two voodoo dolls stuck with several pins and says "I still play with dolls". Great spooky decor! Stitch Count: 70 High & 88 Wide. Will measure approx. 5" tall x 6.50" wide if stitched on14 count fabric. All stitches

Two fun, feminist and snarky cross stitch designs in one to express our frustration over the men in charge of government! Two designs of a woman with snide comments in a speech bubble. Part of a new series. Stitch Count: 75 High & 98 Wide. Will measure approx. 5.50" tall

This fun and whimsical cross stitch pattern is great for any embroiderer or seamstress. Has a scissors design with needles and thread. Says "I practice the Dark Arts and Crafts". Stitch Count: 132 High & 84 Wide. Will measure approx. 9.50" tall x 6" wide if stitched on14 count fabric.

This snarky & subversive cross stitch pattern shows an old bomber airplane dropping bombs marked "F". An additional cross stitch design shows a small round bomb with a lit fuse. Stitch Count for plane version: 96 High & 74 Wide. Will measure approx. 7" tall x 5.25" wide if stitched

A fun, easy and humorous cross stitch pattern that shows two cats (Tomcat is back!) and one is thinking "Ew. People". A snarky cute design! Stitch Count: 58 High & 118 Wide. Will measure approx. 4" tall x 8.50" wide if stitched on14 count fabric. All stitches are cross stitch.